How to turn (your fat bum) around in a box - a picture guide by Loki
Excuse me but this seat is taken.

This is my baby, Dominic. And no I don’t care that he “looks weird”, no I will not “cull” him (if he is happy, healthy, and able to walk, why would I?), and yes, I am keeping him. To the jerk that tried to tell me I was a bad breeder for giving him a chance, screw you. He deserves just as much of a chance as you do, and unlike you, he won’t reproduce. Too bad you did, though. We could do with a few less people like you.