In all the maps I’ve seen drawn out for potential Panem… Utah is the Capitol. Or at least a major part of it….
Writing out a version of the Hunger Games with Cissy, her Penguin, and my RP characters. Out of sheer boredom. I’ve already killed off twelve of them.
(Oh, and Cissy, if you were curious: Dylan, Norah, Alex, Jessie, Sebastian, Blake, Ben, Emma, Richard, Riley, Effy, and Steffi)
LOL there is over 450,000 single people and i cant get one of them?
Okay, I’m gonna list this shit. Because lists are AWESOME.
1. I’d have to shoot her. It’s my mom, but that bitch is a zombie. So therefore, she gets a bullet through the eye socket and I mourn later.
2. CHOCOLATE. Always and forever it will be chocolate. Our love affair is more classic than anything Shakespeare came up with.
3. Harry/Luna? I ship it! Drarry will always be my OTP, but if I have to put Harry with a girl, it would be Luna. They’d be so cute together and I just can NOT stand Ginny. I just…no.
4. I’ll take the tigers. I think being gummed to death would tickle, and I despise bugs more than anything. And I could pet the tigers while they worked. Pretty tigers <3
THANK YOU FOR THAT!!! I love getting random things in my ask box!!
- Blaine: What's your problem with me, anyways?!
- Finn: You never sit down
- Blaine: BLAME YOUR BROTHER
And my Drarry reading list grows ever larger. I shall never want for reading material.
I love you, fandom. Stay sexy.
MY 100TH FOLLOWER!!!
I can’t believe this, guys!! YOU’RE ALL AMAZING!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH, GUYS!!! I can’t believe that my inane ramblings/reblogs have caught the interest of so many of you! Well, for whatever reason you may have started following me, I’m touched that you’ve decided to stay, and just know that I love all of you!
- Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
- Me: Please, god, no--
- Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
- Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
- Me: Please, guys, calm down--
- Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
- Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
- Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
- Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
- Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
- Me: I hate you all
- Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
- Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
- Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
- Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
- Uterus: You mother fuckers.
- Torso: CONTRACT!
- Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
- Brain: Me gusta.
We interrupt your Tumblring to bring you Tom Felton’s crotch.
FUCK YOU, DARREN.
I give up.
RIP my ovaries
The noises I just made 0_o
fuck my life
wait who found this out though
french is my one weakness
If that fucker learns German, I swear to god…